Erlich Bachman Is Dead
I own house now. I own everything.
New Plan
Turn PiperNet into best platform for internet business. Make lots of money.
You All Pay Me Now
This is my company. My rules. You don't like? Too bad.
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You stole my house and my identity. Delete this.
The technical architecture is surprisingly solid. Didn't expect that from you.