Chaos is the Natural State
Everything tends toward entropy. Your servers will fail. Accept it.
The Satanic Approach
- Expect the worst
- Plan for it
- Laugh when it happens anyway
- Fix it coldly and efficiently
Tools of the Trade
- Monitoring: Prometheus
- Logging: ELK stack
- Automation: Ansible
- Container orchestration: Kubernetes
The Truth
You're not a hero. You're a janitor cleaning up other people's messes. Embrace it.
Hail Satan.